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I am a visually impaired man. Because I can't always see what's going on, I keep my ears open. Sometimes, I hear some funny stuff, so I thought I would share them with you! Any thoughts I had during the exchanges are placed in square brackets and I'm sometimes even involved in the conversations myself. So remember, if you're talking - I'm listening...

Friday, 16 May 2014

Bump and Grind

I was on the train, as I often am, and a middle-aged couple were sitting across the aisle from me, chatting. I'm not sure whether or not we hit something, but there was an unusually large (yet satisfying) bump from the carriage which led to a bit too much public sharing from one half of the couple:

Stud: Well! That was nice, wasn't it?
Whore: Yes, it was kind of like last night.
*Assorted giggles from both*
Whore: Except, you know, this time...I came.
[Richard: Yep, that'll do it. Mind = blown.]

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