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I am a visually impaired man. Because I can't always see what's going on, I keep my ears open. Sometimes, I hear some funny stuff, so I thought I would share them with you! Any thoughts I had during the exchanges are placed in square brackets and I'm sometimes even involved in the conversations myself. So remember, if you're talking - I'm listening...

Friday, 16 May 2014

Juicy Gossip

Oh Tara and Marlon. I don't know you, but you gave me such a giggle. Both of this loved up couple were fairly young people and obviously not the sharpest tools in the box. But who cares when you can come up with comedy gold like this?:

Marlon: I reckon this smoothie would be more nice if it was more thicker.
Tara: It's not thick because it/s not a smoothie, Marlon.
Marlon: WHAT? Well what is it then?
Tara: It's just juice.
Marlon: Well how the hell was I supposed to know?!
Tara: Because you picked the bottle with "Just Juice" on it, didn't ya?!...Dick.

Bless x a million.

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