About This Blog

I am a visually impaired man. Because I can't always see what's going on, I keep my ears open. Sometimes, I hear some funny stuff, so I thought I would share them with you! Any thoughts I had during the exchanges are placed in square brackets and I'm sometimes even involved in the conversations myself. So remember, if you're talking - I'm listening...

Friday, 16 May 2014

To Serve and Protect

You may be picking up a theme from these posts in that I often travel on public transport. To be honest, this blog probably wouldn't even exist without public transport. I think some sort of pamphlet should be distributed with new phones to remind people that just because they are on the phone, it doesn't mean that other people can't hear what you're saying. At least, Tina might learn something anyway:

Tina (shouting): YEAH, I KNOW. BASTARDS. WELL FOOK 'EM, THAT'S WHAT I SAY. FOOK 'EM RIGHT UP THE FOOKIN' ARSEHOLE. WHAT? NAH, I CAN'T COME DAHN TOMORRA. GOT STUFF TA DO AIN'T I? WELL THE SOCIAL HAVE BEEN ON AT ME ABOUT JOHNNIES AN COILS AN THAT 'COS OF ALL ME BABBIES...YEAH, I KNOW...TWATS...ANYWAYS, I'M GONNA GO HAVE ME IMPLANT FITTED TOMORROW...YEAH...I'M JUST HOPIN' IT DON'T SCRATCH ME FANNY, THAT'S ALL.
[Richard: ***....*** There are no words....]

Germaine Greer would be so proud.

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