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I am a visually impaired man. Because I can't always see what's going on, I keep my ears open. Sometimes, I hear some funny stuff, so I thought I would share them with you! Any thoughts I had during the exchanges are placed in square brackets and I'm sometimes even involved in the conversations myself. So remember, if you're talking - I'm listening...

Friday, 16 May 2014

Shush, Brain!

It's not just other people that say embarrassing things. I do it all the time. So it would be unfair of me not to share, wouldn't it? Because I need a bit of help, I often get assistance when I go on the train. They ask you a lot of questions and there isn't always time to think your answer through in your head before you say it aloud:

Doug: Are you okay departing the train, sir?
Richard: Oh yes. You just put me on and I can get myself  off.

Where's the mouth on this ground?

1 comment:

  1. Love all of these! This is going to be part of my daily reading from now on.

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