Now I'll admit, I can be a bit bitchy sometimes. However, even I was a little taken aback at my reaction to a man talking to his little girl in my local barbershop:
Mick: Not long to wait now Sophie, daddy is next after that man in the chair.
Sophie: Daddy, I wanna wee wee.
Mick: (to barber) Do you have a toilet in here, mate?
Vidal: Nah mate, sorry.
Mick: Sorry lovely, can you wait?
Sophie: Nooooooo!
Mick: **trying distraction tactics** Oh come on now, are you going to watch the man give daddy a haircut? Make him look all sexy for mummy?
[Richard: It will really take a lot more than a haircut, mate...]
"Hi, yeah, I'd like to order one saucer of milk to go please? Okay thanks. Bye bye now!"
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